Blocks

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Blocks are 6-sided, 3-dimensional cubes that children enjoy playing with. They often try to stack them up but usually fail after the first few. They come in all sorts of colors: blue, turquoise, navy blue, and more. Many block companies get angry over the fact that the Internet has stolen the "fun and enjoyment of playing with real toys like the 50s".

How to Stack Blocks

  • Organize your blocks by color from darkest to lightest
  • Then, mix up all the colors
  • After that, place one block on the floor. Make sure the block is not upside-down.
  • Grab the next block
  • Lift the original block
  • Place the next block underneath
  • Place the original block neatly on top of the second block
  • Repeat the process until you fail or need your roof demolished to build higher
  • This page was last modified on 17 March 2015, at 13:27.